Review of 2010: Moby Dick (2010) by Malcolm G — 13 Feb 2012
Barry Bostwick is the only real reason to watch this. Everything else, BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING.
It's that same Syfy channel original movie type of boredom that makes you wish you were watching something that was made with much more skill. Aside from a mildly amusing Opening title sequence, the only bit of enjoyment that you will ever get out of this snooze fest is Barry Bostwick as Captain Ahabb. He is simply amazing, he delivers his lines with such fearlessness and boldness that you believe every word of silly, nonsensical dialogue coming out of his mouth. He seems to be the only professional on board that's actually giving everything he's got out of this performance even though he's given such ridiculous dialogue, and his character's story arc is just laughable.
If you ever do decide to watch this movie, only go into it knowing that Barry Bostwick is going to fight a giant whale and deliver some of the most wonderfully meaningless dialogue that you will ever hear in your life.
This review of 2010: Moby Dick (2010) was written by Malcolm G on 13 Feb 2012.
2010: Moby Dick has generally received very negative reviews.
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