Review of 12 Years a Slave (2013) by Brian C — 13 Feb 2016

Boring, nothing new here. Same ol, everything what you expected.

Edit: To all the racists that say I didn't see the movie. At the beginning the black man seemed like a professional musician. He was bought something nice for his wife. A slave walked in *terrible scene* to see a free black man. Black man is conned into getting drunk with a bunch of whities. REALLY!! WHADAFUK IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? Then he passes out and wakes up in chains. Duh... I don't even drink with strangers. Kinda stupid on a monumental level. Then the evil whities smuggle him to Georgia. He has drama with trusting whities. What a dumb ass... It's hard to watch this smart but stupid guy get his ass beat on a daily basis because he thinks he's smart but he's dumber than a rock. Enter Brad Pitt to fix the floor boards on a house they are building. Then he sends a message to his family and the law. The law comes to Georgia and frees him. The End.