Review of 10 (1979) by Kris W — 25 Jan 2011

"A temptingly tasteful comedy for adults who can count.".

"Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...".

A Hollywood songwriter (Moore) goes through a mid-life crisis and becomes infatuated with a sexy blonde newlywed (Derek). Also features Julie Andrews as Moor's girlfriend, Brian Dennehy as a friendly bartender, Dee Wallace as a resort guest, and Don Calfa as an orgy loving neighbor.

[the dog runs out of the room after Mrs. Kissel farts].

Reverend: Whenever Mrs. Kissel breaks wind, we beat the dog.

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George: If you were dancing with your wife, or girlfriend you knew in high school, and you said to her, Darling, they're playing our song, do you know what they'd be playing?

Don: What?

George: Why Don't We Do It In The Road. Fuckin' hell kind of era is that?

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George: By what name are you known, sir?

Don: Donald. Don, to my friends and paying customers.

George: In that case, I'll have another double Don. Double Don, God, that's going to be difficult to say by the shank of the evening. Better make that one a single.

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Police Officer: Be careful sir, you shouldn't mix drugs and alcohol.

George Webber: [laughs] You could have fooled me.

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George Webber: Doesn't he do anything except swim and jog on the beach?

Hugh: Oh yes! He makes me happy. So I let him swim and jog on the beach.

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George Webber: I was in the Royal Air Force as a matter of fact.

Bill Collins: I thought you had to be English to be in that.

George: You do.

Bill: You an English fella, huh?

George: Mm-hmm.

Bill: [after long reflection] That's all right.

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Samantha Taylor: [examining George's bee sting] That looks bad, have you taken anything for it?

George: Ah, yes, I took 4 of your birth control pills, I hope that's okay.

Samantha Taylor: [kisses George on the cheek] Try an antihistimine.

George: I don't like those, they make me pregnant!