Review of Zombie Island Massacre (1984) by Tristan G — 06 Aug 2007

Wicked cheesy ... If you get a chance to see it - don't.

This review of Zombie Island Massacre (1984) was written by Tristan G on 06 Aug 2007.

Zombie Island Massacre has generally received negative reviews.

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Pretty craptacular, but with a name like Zombie Island Massacre, what did you expect? Spoiler ahead: ain't no zombies in this one…

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