Review of The Canyons (2013) by Connor C — 03 Aug 2013

This movie is a true work of art, a one of a kind experience to watch. Lindsay is perfect and so was everyone and everything else.

This review of The Canyons (2013) was written by Connor C on 03 Aug 2013.

The Canyons has generally received negative reviews.

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