Review of The Boneyard (1991) by Blais E — 30 Jun 2012

I love this bizarre, kitchen-sink, almost-indescribable little flea-fart of a movie!! A nasty, slimy little treasure with some hideously-ugly & disturbingly real-looking Ghoul- children running rampant in an abandoned mortuary, chompin' away at bodies living & dead!! You gotta' know any film that features a frumpy, chain-smoking, 300-pound middle-aged woman ( The surprisingly- good actress Deborah Rose-) as the lead, Norman Fell ("Mr.

Roper" from "Three's Company"), as a pony-tailed coroner, the great (And here, wigless!) Phyllis Diller as the mortuary's nazi-like desk-attendant who eventually metamorphosizes into an enormous, pop-eyed, slobbering troll, & a giant, Godzilla-like, mutated toy poodle has to be good, and it is!! Wild and woolly, whacked-out & wonderful, it has "Cult Movie" written all over it.

If you get a chance to see it, by all means, DO!!! A superb addition to a Halloween night's video program!