Review of Surf Nazis Must Die (1987) by John G — 31 Aug 2017
As corny as you'd expect with a title like this. There's only 5 "Surf Nazis" and they're about as menacing as a group of pre-teen bullies(and just as annoying). I've seen better acting in porn, the swastikas look like they were drawn by a kindergartener, and the fight scenes were very laugh worthy. As for the pros on this, having an Esther Rolle like character as the Nazi asskicker, and I suppose the surf shots were pretty decent.
Cheese factor: 7/10 Pain factor: 8/10.
Best moment: Eleanor "Mama" Washington delivering the final blow to Adolf, "Taste some of mama's home cooking!".
This review of Surf Nazis Must Die (1987) was written by John G on 31 Aug 2017.
Surf Nazis Must Die has generally received negative reviews.
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