Review of Shark Attack 3: Megalodon (2002) by Tommy L — 05 Jan 2008
This movie is a masterpiece. Of utter shit. The CGI is horrendous, the script might as well be non-existent if there ever was one at all to begin with, and the plot seems as though it was excreted out from Jaws' distant brain-dead cousin. If you're looking for F-grade B-movie greatness, Shark Attack 3 is consistent hilarity. Take this following infamous dialogue exchange into account:
"I'm exhausted.".
"Yeah, me too. But, you know, I'm really WIRED...Whaddya say I...take ya home and eat your pussy?".
You can't go wrong with that. And you wanna know something else, fellas? According to this movie, if you use that pick-up line on a woman you're going after, IT WILL WORK. Try it! Don't believe me? Watch the clip on the right side of this screen...or, better yet, have a few hard drinks and watch this movie.
This review of Shark Attack 3: Megalodon (2002) was written by Tommy L on 05 Jan 2008.
Shark Attack 3: Megalodon has generally received mixed reviews.
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