Review of Robo Vampire (1988) by Justin H — 04 Jun 2007

One of the most awesomely bad movies ever.

This review of Robo Vampire (1988) was written by Justin H on 04 Jun 2007.

Robo Vampire has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Sam W (829) on 05 Jun 2007

Hopping vampires. Android-like robots made of tin foil. The gorilla-masked vampire beast. Sewing cocaine bags into cows. Dare I go on…

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By Private U (13,627) on 29 Jun 2007

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By John B (4,244) on 09 Jun 2007

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I honestly still dunno what I watched here, as this was put together in so piss-poor of a manner that it felt as if characters walked five…

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By Lorenzo M (27) on 29 Jan 2008

With this film I entered in a new dimension with my fellow friends of our recurrent Trash Monday Night. I am speechless... just speechless…

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This is literally two different movies that were edited together to become one. it was so confusing at first, and it frankly still is…

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By Caleb B (233) on 24 Jun 2007

The greatest bad movie ever made HANDS DOWN…

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By Aaron B (1,506) on 13 Nov 2007

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