Review of Razorback (1984) by Craig P — 23 Apr 2005

So many movies, so little time.

[center]Watchers Reborn[/center].

[left]Thanks to a mix up at the video store, I'm watching this series from the ending. Honestly, an hour of crappy plot and 20 minutes of stupid action isn't worth it. :SPOILER: A genius dog and an emotionally unstable killing beast sure do make a hell of an idea for war fare. How was this going to work again? Hmm? :SPOILER: I'm not even sure as to what if any resemblence to the sequels this movie has.[/left].

[center]Razorback[/center].

[left]Supposedly Jaws in the outback. Yeah right. As conherent thoughts are lost here as the creature is rarely seen and the local crazies run amok. :SPOILER: The desert dream was just weird with dead horses chasing the guy. :SPOILER: Way to go. It was retarded.[/left].