Review of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) by Richter D — 17 Jun 2007

I knew one of the guys who got punched out by Jesus.

This review of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) was written by Richter D on 17 Jun 2007.

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter has generally received mixed reviews.

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