Review of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) by Per P — 21 Oct 2007

"Is that you, talking bowl of cherries?".

This movie...uh...well, see it and you'll understand.

This review of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001) was written by Per P on 21 Oct 2007.

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter has generally received mixed reviews.

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