Review of Hell Ride (2008) by Michael D — 02 Aug 2012

Wow, there are not many movies that I can't stand to watch so much as to, half way through, go on my computer and just look at random break videos while it plays in the background. This was god awful! You would say that a grind house picture would just have extreme violence, tons of tits, and a ridiculous plot, well this movie just had the tits.

Larry Bishop is the worst actor ever, EVER. Let me emphasize that again EVER. He walks around the whole time like a drunk trying to to keep his balance and at the same time holding in a shit. Please god don't bother it is boring, too long for how shitty it is, and the acting and writing is piss poor.

I would have not given it even a star but there is a ton of tits in it and I felt my time wasn't completely wasted.