Review of Embrace of the Vampire (2013) by Jay T — 13 Apr 2010

Five stars a mistake you say?? Yeah you know what the stars are for... ;).

This review of Embrace of the Vampire (2013) was written by Jay T on 13 Apr 2010.

Embrace of the Vampire has generally received negative reviews.

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By Chelsea K (236) on 22 Feb 2010

Alyssa Milano is not a bad actress, it just seems that she only gets the saddest roles possible. One of the worst modern vampire films, to-date…

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By Zoe S (202) on 18 Apr 2009

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By Deb S (742) on 23 Feb 2010

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By Bex H (18) on 09 May 2010

I gave this 3 stars simply because it was so funny! The vampire in this was so stupid and some scenes where just silly…

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By Jamison R (287) on 16 Mar 2010

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I remember watching this movie a long time ago but since it's a long time ago, I'm going to have trouble remembering the story…

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There is little back story. A lot of gratuitous nudity. It doesn't stand up well to the standard teen vampire flick…

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