Review of Don't Open Till Christmas (1984) by Senor C — 18 Dec 2010
If you hate Xmas like I do this should get you in the mean spirit of the season. Fans of 80s slasher trash might like this since it's directed by & stars Edmund Purdom (the killer from Pieces.) A high body count is sure to satisfy.
14 dead including 9 Santa. Some of killings had me squealing in glee like a Santa getting his fucking brains blown out, a bladed boot to the groin & a castration while one is taking a piss. Although not on the level of other holiday horror I enjoy like Silent Night Deadly Night & Xmas Evil it is relentless @ times & if you want something on the flip side of It's a Wonderful Life it's not bad.
It just goes to show you that you shouldn't give your kid a knife for Xmas. You're just asking for trouble.
This review of Don't Open Till Christmas (1984) was written by Senor C on 18 Dec 2010.
Don't Open Till Christmas has generally received negative reviews.
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