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Review of by Chantal L — 01 Dec 2008

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Oh gods, I'm not sure which was worse: Jesse Ventura's acting, or his monologues. x_x "Abraxas" is a pretty mindless popcorn action flick, with a few memorable lines when they're actually intelligible.

It's almost worth it just to hear Ventura utter the line: "My box has VD." Suffice it to say, there's ample riffing material here for those who are into that sort of thing, but most other people won't find much to enjoy.

This review of Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe (1990) was written by on 01 Dec 2008.

Abraxas, Guardian of the Universe has generally received negative reviews.

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