Review of A Christmas Story 2 (2012) by Gaspar O — 08 Jan 2013

In my opinion, this was almost as good as the original classic. I expected it to suck, but it was far from suck. Daniel Stern was brilliant, period, although I'm still trying to figure out what he thought his wife was gonna do with the net when they were out ice fishing.

From the furnace fights to the leg lamp (which I need btw), this sequel, 29 years in the making, was pretty damn worthy. I cried laughing when the kid stuck his tongue in the vacuum tube, not because the act was funny, but because the make-up dude earned an Oscar right there.