Review of Simon Says (2007) by Jamie C — 26 Jul 2008
Don't get me wrong - Simon Says is an absolutely abysmal film. Everything about it, save Crispin Glover's performance, is complete garbage. It's that bad. But, in being that bad, it has lapped the quality scale four times and ended up as a totally awesome movie.
Heat-seeking pickaxes hurled from catapaults, dogs that are actually just furry bags of walking blood, corpses that can hide entire people inside of them . . . it's so terribly, horribly, awfully, unbelievably bad, and yet it's oh, so good.
Close your browser, find a whole bunch of sick-minded friends and go watch Simon Says right now!
This review of Simon Says (2007) was written by Jamie C on 26 Jul 2008.
Simon Says has generally received mixed reviews.
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