Review of Sharktopus vs. Whalewolf (2015) by Travis S — 23 Jul 2016

I'm glad the humans won bc I was rooting for whalewolf and he's part human too. Disappointed that whalewolf didn't change back and forth the whole time also he didn't howl once. Whalewolf had no advantage to being part whale since he easily spent less than 2 minutes underwater.

Sharktopus (sy) (am I right?) spent the whole time above water so really no advantage being shark/octopus. Was expecting better word play throughout. Blood spray was unrealistic. The whole movie seemed like a shot of that useless hot nurse running in slow mo--no substance nor significance, but interesting to watch happen?