Review of Robo Vampire (1988) by Jamie F — 06 Sep 2010

Ok, in terms of filmmaking, this is a one star film. Horrible production values. The acting is................well, there is no acting. Just explosions. And the film makes no sense. But on the "so trashy it's fun scale," this is a 5 star movie! How could you resist a 3rd tier Robocop wannabe fighting chinese hopping vampires and ghosts? Throw in some zany drug cartel plot and you have a winner! Caution, don't go out and buy or rent this movie.

You don't want the regret of spending money on this thing. But if you know somebody who has it, definatley borrow it!