Review of Return to Horror High (1987) by Jason S — 23 Jan 2008

I have to see this again. Forgot clooney was in it.

This review of Return to Horror High (1987) was written by Jason S on 23 Jan 2008.

Return to Horror High has generally received negative reviews.

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