Review of Lockjaw: Rise of the Kulev Serpent (2008) by Stephen T — 30 Jan 2010
I don't keep my ear close to the hippity hop rap circuit. But wasn't DMX once respected and respectable? Hard to imagine when appearing in shit like this. Obviously I enjoyed it, it had a poor CGI monster, some terrible acting and some of the worst lines I've ever heard. However, even bad has been done better. Unlike Komodo, Carnosaur 3 or Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus, I wont even bother rewatching this one. At least, not for a while.
"I'm sorry about your wife but that was an accident. You drew us to death, that sucks.".
This review of Lockjaw: Rise of the Kulev Serpent (2008) was written by Stephen T on 30 Jan 2010.
Lockjaw: Rise of the Kulev Serpent has generally received very negative reviews.
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