Review of Kite (2014) by Dann M — 12 Jan 2015

"Critic" ratings. Lolz. Douchetastic. Smug talentless ass clowns.

This review of Kite (2014) was written by Dann M on 12 Jan 2015.

Kite has generally received negative reviews.

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