Review of Jurassic Shark (2012) by Gaspar O — 21 Oct 2013

The only good thing about this disastrous pile of douche is the title...and the clever little copycat logo.

This review of Jurassic Shark (2012) was written by Gaspar O on 21 Oct 2013.

Jurassic Shark has generally received very negative reviews.

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