Review of Evidence of Blood (1998) by Bill S — 19 Jul 2012

So many unanswered questions: what really happened to the dead sheriff? why does David Strathairn's character--who is SO dim--have a Pulitzer prize? why couldn't and didn't anyone else in the universe solve this SO easy case already? why did the makeup artist decide to do such unflattering things to Mary McDonnell?

To add insult to injury, the plot of this movie unfolds so slowly and nonsensically as to be offensive. The acting fares slightly better, but I still would've rather watched another two hours of Passion Fish (also starring Mary McDonnell and David Strathairn) than this monstrosity.