Review of Varsity Blues (1999) by Zach T — 30 Jun 2010

MOXON, YOU SKINNY ASS BITCH, LET'S ROLL!

This review of Varsity Blues (1999) was written by Zach T on 30 Jun 2010.

Varsity Blues has generally received positive reviews.

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They put them wieners on the glass at the Alano Club? No good. Nope, that's no good, but this movie is pretty darn good…

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Its depiction of teenage behavior appears calculated to seem irreverent while satisfying expectations…

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By Anna Q (515) on 24 Feb 2013

I. Don't want. Your life. Fun times. Paul Walker…

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