Review of Terror Firmer (1999) by Senor C — 26 Sep 2006

One of the greatest Troma/independent movies ever but will really test your endurances (you'll know if you're up to it during the defetussing w/in the first minute). This movie has something to offend everyone - bloody dismemeberment, disemboweling, bong water enemas, snot, puke, piss, shit, life affirming rape, pickling, hermaphrodites.

.hell Lloyd Kaufman chops up & throws a sacred mad cow @ just about everything (lol even Spielberg). There's some great hilarious dialogue (escpecially from Llyod himself as a blind director, nice site gags for the company's fans, cheap bloody/poopie effects that should have you thrilled or retching (depnding on your taste or lack of) and Ron Jeremy actually really creeped me out in this.

It's all in bad bad taste but leave your scruples @ the door and you should enjoy (and not burn in hell too much).