Review of Teenage Caveman (2002) by Alex C — 01 Jun 2010

Blood, beasts, breasts, and bat-fu. what a terrible movie.

This review of Teenage Caveman (2002) was written by Alex C on 01 Jun 2010.

Teenage Caveman has generally received negative reviews.

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