Review of Teen Beach Movie (2013) by Kevin F — 27 Apr 2014

Speaking of nauseating movies, "Teen Beach Movie" literally made my sister puke a bit! 2 teen surfers watch a movie called "Wet Side Story" ( REALLY?!) & they accidentally surf into "Wet Side Story" with stupid & gay singing & dancing! So-called bikers are the bullies of the beach, & they aren't badasses! They don't even look like bikers! Just because you have a leather jacket, doesn't mean you are a badass! The main villain is a retarded evil scientist with a very cartoon-looking device to stop the waves! But worst of all, a girl falls into the water, & she isn't wet at all!!!! WTF?! I can see why this never made it into theaters!