Review of Shark Attack 3: Megalodon (2002) by Helen C — 24 May 2009
Best movie ever made? Quite possibly. Eat your heart out Uwe Boll. Shark Attack 3 bingo:
Jumping off a cruise ship into the mouth of a prehistoric shark for no reason? Mark a square.
Driving your jetski into the mouth of a prehistoric shark for no reason? Mark a square.
Shark makes inexplicable grunting noises and goes "NOM NOM NOM" when he kills some naked teenagers? Mark a square.
"How about I take you home and eat your pussy?" BINGO!
This review of Shark Attack 3: Megalodon (2002) was written by Helen C on 24 May 2009.
Shark Attack 3: Megalodon has generally received mixed reviews.
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