Review of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) by Nicholas D — 05 Jun 2008

Take a drink everytime you hear santa, mars, martian, north pole, and children. You'll give it 5 stars too!

This review of Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (1964) was written by Nicholas D on 05 Jun 2008.

Santa Claus Conquers the Martians has generally received negative reviews.

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