Review of Robo Vampire (1988) by Justin H — 04 Jun 2007

One of the most awesomely bad movies ever.

This review of Robo Vampire (1988) was written by Justin H on 04 Jun 2007.

Robo Vampire has generally received mixed reviews.

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By Private U (13,627) on 29 Jun 2007

The first time I watched it, I wanted to end my life. After watching it again, I realize that people don't die- they become hopping gorilla vampires…

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By Ryan M (2,675) on 19 Mar 2008

This is everything I hoped for in a shitty movie and more. i'm sorry-- but you cannot get any better, or worse, than Robo Vampire…

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This is literally two different movies that were edited together to become one. it was so confusing at first, and it frankly still is…

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By Lorenzo M (27) on 29 Jan 2008

With this film I entered in a new dimension with my fellow friends of our recurrent Trash Monday Night. I am speechless... just speechless…

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By Sam W (829) on 05 Jun 2007

Hopping vampires. Android-like robots made of tin foil. The gorilla-masked vampire beast. Sewing cocaine bags into cows. Dare I go on…

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By Jared B (438) on 02 Jul 2007

The $1 dvd bin has struck again!!!! THIS ROCKS…

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By Brad P (218) on 08 Jun 2007

I would like to turn the deceased into an android like robot. Are you assured of it's success? Yes. Your application has been approved…

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