Review of Robo Vampire (1988) by Caleb B — 24 Jun 2007

The greatest bad movie ever made HANDS DOWN.

This review of Robo Vampire (1988) was written by Caleb B on 24 Jun 2007.

Robo Vampire has generally received mixed reviews.

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