Review of Priest (2011) by Isaac K — 11 Dec 2011
Fucking hilarious. None of the characters have names. You follow Around PRIEST, SHERIFF, and PRIESTESS, as they attempt to defeat BLACK HAT. As if it weren't generic enough there's a subplot revolving around a character named SALESMAN.
this movie is pure and utter stupidity all the way through. But, it features some of my new favorite things, including, the PRIESTCYCLE TM, the PRIEST SIGNAL TM, people in the future dressed like it's 1879, trains, LOTS of motorcycle scenes, as well as a feeling that about eighty percent of the movie is missing.
in all, if you like unbelievably ill conceived, and mind numbingly retarded movies, give priest a watch. It's sheer retardery on an epic scale.
This review of Priest (2011) was written by Isaac K on 11 Dec 2011.
Priest has generally received mixed reviews.
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