Review of Ninja Terminator (1986) by Dana R — 26 Mar 2008
4 things learned from this film,.
1. Never ask strangers for directions to restaurants because ultimately they just want to fight you.
2. If you can defeat 4 dragon warriors, you're really tough.
3. Only true ninja masters talk on Garfield phones.
4. Real ninjas don't walk, they do cart wheels and back flips to get around.
This review of Ninja Terminator (1986) was written by Dana R on 26 Mar 2008.
Ninja Terminator has generally received mixed reviews.
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