Review of Microwave Massacre (1983) by Justin B — 17 Aug 2016

One of my favorite B-movies. Hilarious. Jackie Vernon's deadpan performance is one to behold.

This review of Microwave Massacre (1983) was written by Justin B on 17 Aug 2016.

Microwave Massacre has generally received negative reviews.

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