Review of Machete Kills (2013) by Bob F — 24 Oct 2013

Greatest movie ever. Machete is my God!! I bow before it's majesty.

This review of Machete Kills (2013) was written by Bob F on 24 Oct 2013.

Machete Kills has generally received mixed reviews.

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