Review of Leeches! (2003) by Bill F — 19 Jan 2017

Saw this mild male porno flick yesterday. the bois are supposed to be straight n that they have girls around and have sex with them. every scene shows some boi barely clothed. a few long lingering shots move along every scintillating inch of a few of the guys bodies. there is a lot of speedoes and showers. one boi is tied up in his tighty whities and he is sporting some basket in there. for some reason the leeches kill by attacking your face. they cannot kill you by just sucking blood out of your foot or leg.

One line sums up the sensibility of the movie. there has just been absolute carnage and death. girl to guy "with all thats' gone on around here, I don't think I'm gonna get much sleep tonight".