Review of House of the Dead (2003) by Spencer B — 29 Aug 2007
Okay, for those of you wondering why I hate and love Uwe Boll so much, and at the same time, hear me out.
House of the Dead is an incredibly old arcade game, and the graphics, while probably awesome back when the first game came out, have been really, REALLY dated.
So, of course, Uwe actually USES them in the film.
Words alone don't describe this movies suckitude. But, again, since this is UWE BOLL, everything that makes this movie suck as a movie makes it awesome as an unintentional comedy. It's got really retarded rotational shots and the GORDON'S FISHERMAN even. Plus, there's a ship's captain named Kirk. LAWL.
Don't watch it if you, you know, want to see a good movie. DO watch it, however, if you want to have a good laugh.
This review of House of the Dead (2003) was written by Spencer B on 29 Aug 2007.
House of the Dead has generally received very negative reviews.
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