Review of Fort Tilden (2014) by Lee M — 28 Aug 2015

A mish-mash of crazy New York stories, Fort Tilden tells the story of an unnecessarily hard journey of two girls who don't realize that they have no redeeming qualities. Funny one-liners keep you from getting up, leaving the theater, and asking for a refund. That the unlikeable characters aren't dead by the end is a shame.

This is a film about New Yorkers written by people who only seem to have heard about NYC from others. (Yes, I know the writers went to grad school here.) The film is simply not funny and the plot is less believable than a Star War. Don't wait until Netflix you'll never get those two hours back.