Review of Flannel Pajamas (2006) by Pamela K — 16 Jan 2008

Horrendous. The characters are detestable; you want to see them fail. On their third date the female lead casually accepts the guy's offer of $15,000 to pay off her student loans, single-handedly setting women back about 30 years.

I don't know what happens after that because I couldn't keep watching. The trailer, which features not one but two shots of what appears to be analingus set to a stellar Asobi Seksu song, is tremendous.

Sadly it is also an apt metaphor for how this movie consistently sucks shit.