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Review of by Jj W — 16 Jan 2010

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I want to preface this by saying you probably won't like this movie. You'll either buy into the concept or you won't. Additionally you'll probably hate the girls, which is why this movie is secretly genius.

Some have made the accusation that the acting in this film is poor and that is the furthest from the truth. 15 year old small town girls in trouble (or in general) act EXACTLY like this: annoying, over-dramatic, self-involved, and completely ineffective in a crisis situation.

That's why I had to promise my doctor, my rabbi, and the local authorities that I would stop dating teenagers. And I'm not even Jewish. Now that's serious. But I digress. Get a group of friends together and give this flick a shot.

This review of Five Across the Eyes (2006) was written by on 16 Jan 2010.

Five Across the Eyes has generally received very negative reviews.

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