Review of El Chicano (2019) by Emoticonmovie — 04 May 2019

Identity politics aside. This is probably one of the worst movies I have ever seen, with poor acting and a horrifically predictable plot, this movie comes together to form what is only comparable to that of cold, expired chicken noodle soup.

I really wanted this movie to be good, but it honestly left me in utter shock. I exited the theater hoping for this to be some kind of cruel joke and that the real movie would begin after, but alas it did not.

I genuinely do not understand how I cannot give this movie a negative rating, but I should be able to. No amount of money will ever buy the time I spent watching that disaster back, so my only advice to those reading this is to save theirs.