Review of Eegah (1962) by Kaneda ! — 17 Nov 2010

I've finished up my MST3K binge finally! Last few were near unbearable...but they have their moments. My MST3K collection is now as complete as it ever will be. Fifty-two films...in their entirety, with no commercials, except for tv spot trailers! Me be good editor me be.

[u][b]What I've Learned From MST3K[/b][/u].

[b]Horrors of Spider Island[/b] - Plane crashes cause female survivors to become sex starved strippers who just want to booze and screw.

[b]TISCWSLABMUZ[/b] - I believe five is the limit of words in a movie title from here on in. And if you have more, you better at least do what they say.

[b]Red Zone Cuba[/b] - Curly couldn't act his way out of a paper bag.

[b]Cave Dwellers[/b] - Dolph Lundgren dopplegangers don't mix well in bad Conan ripoffs, and more chicks need to get naked in these types of movies.

[b]Eegah[/b] - I thought the Bond flicks had type cast Richard Kiel, but as it turns out, Jaws needs to stick to being Jaws.