Review of Black Water (2008) by Jason C — 04 Oct 2008

There;s not much love for this movie on here but fuck ya'll as I'm gonna give it 5 stars so there lol. The movie works, plain and simple and anyone who thinks otherwise if fulla shit. Would it be 5 stars if it wassa big budget horror? Of course not.

But it is exactly because that is what it isn't that it earns the 5. For a million dollars they have made quite the flick.. Very Blair Witch like and better than the Aussies other attempt at horror that was Wolf Creek.

I found the ending to be very sad and very touching and I didn't have any trouble at all thinking of these two chicks as sisters. The fact that there was no real gore and you didn't really get to see anything is all the more credit to the directors and to not appreciate it quite frankly makes you all a buncha assclowns.

What the hell do you people want for peanuts?? Watch it, and love it dammit!!