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Review of Red Water (2003)

By Tristan R (43) on 21 Feb 2008

Most of the stars are for the made-up slang. It was hilarious. In fact, scrap that, ALL of the stars are for the hilariously made-up slang…

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Review of Hercules in New York (1970)

By Tristan R (43) on 19 Jan 2008

The star is just for the bear bit, which was goddamn hilarious. But this film is awful and the Scenery for Mount Olympus is especially terrible…

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Review of Big Nothing (2006)

By Tristan R (43) on 06 Jan 2008

Hard to know what to think of this really, has some pretty good gags but ends up being a bit too clever for its own good with some very silly…

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Review of Pale Rider (1985)

By Tristan R (43) on 01 Jan 2008

I like westerns more and with everyone I see. they're perfect afternoon films…

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Review of Copycat (1995)

By Tristan R (43) on 16 Dec 2007

One of the reasons this film is so engrossing is because this is a true to life depiction of criminal profiling…

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Review of King Rat (1965)

By Tristan R (43) on 26 Nov 2007

From james Clavell novel about the Changi concentration camp in Singapour. This movie is 20 years in advance in his time…

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Review of xXx: State of the Union (2005)

By Tristan R (43) on 23 Nov 2007

Wait until he says ' I like what you've done with ya face' and then take a nap for about an hour…

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Review of Dust Devil (1992)

By Tristan R (43) on 23 Nov 2007

A strange, beautifull and cruel metaphore about the end of colonization in Namibia…

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Review of The Last Valley (1971)

By Tristan R (43) on 21 Nov 2007

The best movie of all times and contrary to the legend this movie is very accurate in fighting - but not theater fighting- poeple thincks that…

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Review of Carry On Henry (1971)

By Tristan R (43) on 12 Nov 2007

Good old fashioned Carry On fun. Loved the ending, lol…

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Review of Tokyo Godfathers (2003)

By Tristan R (43) on 12 Nov 2007

Probably one of the best films of all time…

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Review of Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead (1995)

By Tristan R (43) on 19 Oct 2007

Full of great dialogue,with lines such as Get my Dick out! Get it out! and I am Godzilla! You are Japan…

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Review of Slash (2002)

By Tristan R (43) on 04 Oct 2007

Ok, so we have a redneck town with a dark secret and a band from the city in on the festivities.....doesn't sound like an Oscar winning plot…

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Review of Critters (1986)

By Tristan R (43) on 16 Sep 2007

I'm glad this film has 3 sequels, surely it can only get worse! Loved it…

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Review of Stormbreaker (2006)

By Tristan R (43) on 03 Sep 2007

I couldn't get past wanting to Stormbreak his face enough to enjoy it…

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Review of Revolt of the Zombies (1936)

By Tristan R (43) on 28 Aug 2007

This is the movie that you could make in your closet for approximately 30 cents…

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Review of The Happiness of the Katakuris (2002)

By Tristan R (43) on 08 Aug 2007

If you could accurately capture on film WTF?!?! it would look something like this…

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Review of Outlaw! (1999)

By Tristan R (43) on 02 Aug 2007

Starts off fairly promisingly, seemed to be a decent cross between Green Street and Batman Begins but then fails to deliver and peters out…

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Review of Outlaw (2007)

By Tristan R (43) on 02 Aug 2007

Starts off fairly promisingly, seemed to be a decent cross between Green Street and Batman Begins but then fails to deliver and peters out…

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Review of Evil Aliens (2006)

By Tristan R (43) on 02 Aug 2007

Fairly nice given the budget etc. Aliens looked a bit crap but the probing scene was genuinely unpleasant…

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