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Review of Free Birds (2013)

By Jordon J (666) on 11 Feb 2014

This film, given a 47 per cent rating? No way, it shouldn't be. It's a brilliant film…

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Review of All Is Lost (2013)

By Jordon J (666) on 11 Feb 2014

I didn't find it so tense but defiantly a drama.A man lost at sea fights for his life against all that nature can throw at him. Films like Cast Away…

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Review of The Lords of Salem (2013)

By Jordon J (666) on 09 Feb 2014

Rob Zombie has matured as a filmmaker, as witnessed by this well-structured horror shocker, which plays with both historical events and familiar…

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Review of To the Wonder (2013)

By Jordon J (666) on 09 Feb 2014

We should not be exiting a Terrence Malick movie with a shrug, but there it is. I say SKIP IT…

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Review of That Awkward Moment (2014)

By Jordon J (666) on 07 Feb 2014

I'm not really sure why this movie is so critically panned. I thoroughly enjoyed it…

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Review of A Haunted House (2013)

By Jordon J (666) on 07 Feb 2014

This send up of the Paranormal Activity films provides a few laughs here and there, but for the most part its crude and clichéd script is…

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Review of A Haunted House (1975)

By Jordon J (666) on 07 Feb 2014

This send up of the Paranormal Activity films provides a few laughs here and there, but for the most part its crude and clichéd script is…

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Review of Last Vegas (2013)

By Jordon J (666) on 07 Feb 2014

More than just a geriatric cash-in on The Hangover, this likeable crowd-pleaser is surprisingly funny and enjoyable…

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Review of Epic (2013)

By Jordon J (666) on 03 Feb 2014

With its array of goofy sidekicks (Aziz Ansari as a slug almost runs away with the whole picture) and carefully crafted relationships, Epic…

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Review of Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters (2013)

By Jordon J (666) on 03 Feb 2014

A fine follow-up to the first film in the franchise. The series doesn't regress, but it doesn't improve much either. I say RENT IT…

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Review of Promised Land (2012)

By Jordon J (666) on 01 Feb 2014

This is a excellent film starring Matt Damon and Frances McDormand as Two Reps for a Huge Natural Gas Conglomerate that is trying to buy up…

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Review of Machete Kills (2013)

By Jordon J (666) on 01 Feb 2014

Tired. Machete (Danny Trejo) is back, and he has to save the world from nuclear destruction…

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Review of Stand Up Guys (2012)

By Jordon J (666) on 31 Jan 2014

Some actors don't need top-shelf material. Just the pleasure of their company is enough…

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Review of Escape from Planet Earth (2013)

By Jordon J (666) on 31 Jan 2014

A children's movie about space-traveling blue beings that has lots of high-flying escapades but fairly low aspirations. I say SKIP IT…

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Review of Thanks for Sharing (2013)

By Jordon J (666) on 30 Jan 2014

After the bleak brilliance of 'Shame,' this is an almost sunny look at sexual addiction. Almost. I say RENT IT…

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Review of Frankenweenie (2012)

By Jordon J (666) on 28 Jan 2014

A strange, quirky, but heart felt movie about life after death and a boy and his dog…

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Review of Deadfall (2012)

By Jordon J (666) on 27 Jan 2014

A nice little noir. The performances help make an otherwise so-so movie good, but my favorite element was probably the wintery setting…

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Review of Jack the Giant Slayer (2013)

By Jordon J (666) on 27 Jan 2014

Director Bryan Singer, who made The Usual Suspects and earlier X-Men movies, does a bit of good-hearted slumming with this CGI-heavy fantasy…

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Review of Scary Movie 5 (2013)

By Jordon J (666) on 27 Jan 2014

Scary Movie 5 is a reprehensible excuse of a comedy and should barely be considered a film since it's of such poor quality…

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Review of After Earth (2013)

By Jordon J (666) on 26 Jan 2014

This an awesome film you hae to wach it! loads of stuff like action ans suspence…

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