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Review of The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (2012)

By Jordon J (666) on 14 Jul 2013

Hopelessly dumb and often unintentionally funny…

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Review of Take This Waltz (2011)

By Jordon J (666) on 07 Jul 2013

Williams lives and breathes her role, Kirby is charming and real, and you actually start to ache and empathize with Rogen - the emptiness and…

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Review of Robot & Frank (2012)

By Jordon J (666) on 05 Jul 2013

If slow-moving movies put you to sleep, then check out Robot & Frank…

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Review of Detention (2012)

By Jordon J (666) on 30 Jun 2013

Tries to do something new with teen slashers, but comes off poorly put together, and gets a little weird at times, which hurts the movie…

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Review of Total Recall (2012)

By Jordon J (666) on 16 Jun 2013

Enough visual spectacle to make viewers wish they had three eyeballs but thin characters and a convoluted story ultimately undermine Wiseman's…

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Review of The Possession (2012)

By Jordon J (666) on 09 Jun 2013

The Possession fails to differentiate itself from standard exorcism stories and movie experiences - even if it is 'Based on True Events…

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Review of Extinction: The G.M.O. Chronicles (2011)

By Jordon J (666) on 03 Jun 2013

It was decent but it was a little too long and dragged making it rather boring so for that reason I can't recommend it. I say SKIP IT…

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Review of Bachelorette (2012)

By Jordon J (666) on 23 May 2013

It would be a major mistake to think that Bachelorette is simply a rip-off of Bridesmaids with a healthy dose of Mean Girls stirred into the…

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Review of Mardi Gras: Spring Break (2011)

By Jordon J (666) on 22 May 2013

Raunchy comedy about three college pals going to the New Orleans Mardi Gras is actually quite good for its kind…

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Review of Doghouse (2009)

By Jordon J (666) on 19 May 2013

Doghouse is in no way substantive, but it is kind of an enjoyable goof, if you're in the mood for such a thing. I say RENT IT…

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Review of Jack Goes Boating (2010)

By Jordon J (666) on 18 May 2013

As a fan of Philip Seymour Hoffman's impressive talent, I wanted to check 'Jack Goes Boating', and was surprised to read that he both directed…

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Review of Hansel and Gretel (2013)

By Jordon J (666) on 15 May 2013

Dee Wallace is the only reason to watch what is another ho hum modernizing of a classic fairy tale but even then your not gonna want to bother…

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Review of Hansel & Gretel (2013)

By Jordon J (666) on 15 May 2013

Dee Wallace is the only reason to watch what is another ho hum modernizing of a classic fairy tale but even then your not gonna want to bother…

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Review of The Haunting of Whaley House (2012)

By Jordon J (666) on 15 May 2013

This movie is just another piece of shit off of Netflix. I say SKIP IT…

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Review of Safe Haven (2013)

By Jordon J (666) on 15 May 2013

Best movie I have ever seen!!!! alittle sad at parts but then gets happy again it is diffently a rollercoster of events…

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Review of Primal (2010)

By Jordon J (666) on 13 May 2013

A forgettable and underwhelming survival horror picture. I say SKIP IT…

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Review of Elevator (2011)

By Jordon J (666) on 10 May 2013

This film suprisingly enough isn't directed bad and it actually has a pretty decent script but the fact is it's just a boring and dull film,…

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Review of Elevator (2013)

By Jordon J (666) on 10 May 2013

This film suprisingly enough isn't directed bad and it actually has a pretty decent script but the fact is it's just a boring and dull film,…

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Review of Creep Van (2012)

By Jordon J (666) on 10 May 2013

Just a terrible terrible film, SKIP IT…

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Review of Playback (2012)

By Jordon J (666) on 15 Apr 2013

Awesome premise for a horror movie, thoroughly enjoyed it…

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