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Review of Scary Movie 4 (2006)

By Jordan P (785) on 30 Apr 2017

Deeply flawed and lazy however it ultimately provides a few decent laughs…

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Review of The Devil's Rejects (2005)

By Jordan P (785) on 29 Apr 2017

The sequel to house of 1000 corpses, Devils Rejects follows the serial killers on the run from the cops…

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Review of Carrie (2013)

By Jordan P (785) on 24 Apr 2017

Carrie boasts a few top-notch special effects and modern twists, but this second remake of the 1976 horror hit brings nothing new to the table…

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Review of Carrie (2002)

By Jordan P (785) on 24 Apr 2017

Carrie boasts a few top-notch special effects and modern twists, but this second remake of the 1976 horror hit brings nothing new to the table…

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Review of Green Room (2016)

By Jordan P (785) on 23 Apr 2017

Benefitting from a devilishly clever premise, well-written script and speedy pace, Green Room makes nerve-wracking, claustrophobic tension…

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Review of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (2006)

By Jordan P (785) on 22 Apr 2017

The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2: The Beginning replaces the psychological chills of the original with a sadistic exercise in physical torture,…

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Review of Sleepless (2017)

By Jordan P (785) on 22 Apr 2017

This movie could have tried a lot harder to stand out from the thousands of other films filled with non-stop (albeit seemingly pointless) action,…

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Review of Insidious: Chapter 3 (2015)

By Jordan P (785) on 22 Apr 2017

The Insidious movies are all instantly forgettable and this one is no exception…

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Review of Final Destination 5 (2011)

By Jordan P (785) on 22 Apr 2017

Aside from its obvious devotion to the series' well-worn formula, Final Destination 5 actually brings a fresh twist to the table, and thanks…

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Review of The Final Destination (2009)

By Jordan P (785) on 22 Apr 2017

Given its uninspired name change and utilization of the popular 3-D gimmick, The Final Destination still can't quite break its way out of the…

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Review of The Boy (2016)

By Jordan P (785) on 22 Apr 2017

The Boy's singularly bizarre premise and pint-sized antagonist are never fully developed, borrowing lazily from the evil doll and haunted house…

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Review of Kong: Skull Island (2017)

By Jordan P (785) on 22 Apr 2017

Good movie! Should of had some more insects and more kong but still a good watch…

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Review of Need for Speed (2014)

By Jordan P (785) on 19 Apr 2017

This movie had very poor acting and the cameras used seemed of a lesser quality than most blockbuster films, but else-wise the generic plot-line…

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Review of The Eyes of My Mother (2016)

By Jordan P (785) on 17 Apr 2017

This movie was just f'ed up... wow... grossed me out for sure…

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Review of The Notorious Landlady (1962)

By Jordan P (785) on 17 Apr 2017

This was my second Kim Novak Movie. She is defiantly a babe. Fred Astaire and Jack Lemon played wonderful parts. I loved the storyline…

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Review of Love Actually (2003)

By Jordan P (785) on 17 Apr 2017

WAY too crude to the point of being weird. Given the cast, I expected better - MUCH better…

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Review of Mad Max 2 (1981)

By Jordan P (785) on 16 Apr 2017

If you like action with lots of people dressed up for a BDSM orgy, this is your movie…

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Review of The Lego Batman Movie (2017)

By Jordan P (785) on 16 Apr 2017

The humor is unending and never misses it's mark in this hilarious take on the caped crusader and his love of lobster thermidor…

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Review of The Help (2011)

By Jordan P (785) on 16 Apr 2017

Gripping and sad with some great sassy characters, this movie shows how a cause can be fought for even if there are only a few willing to stand…

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Review of Twelve Monkeys (1995)

By Jordan P (785) on 15 Apr 2017

Weird ass film. Didn't understand what was going on…

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