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Review of One Missed Call (2008)

By Jlau (377) on 25 Sep 2020

Poor remake as a group of people lined to a mental patient keep dying after receiving voicemails from their future selves at the moment of death…

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Review of Orphan (2009)

By Jlau (377) on 25 Sep 2020

Couple with a dead child adopt a new one but she turns out to be a 30-year-old Estonian trying to kill the mother and sex up the father…

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Review of The Ruins (2008)

By Jlau (377) on 25 Sep 2020

Really stupid film where some idiot American tourists go to a hidden Mayan temple and plants start to eat them…

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Review of Sputnik (2020)

By Jlau (377) on 25 Sep 2020

Astronaut comes back to Russia with a parasite that wants to eat humans and the Soviets want to make a weapon out of it without killing the…

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Review of The Purge: Election Year (2016)

By Jlau (377) on 25 Sep 2020

Badly-acted presidential candidate needs to be protected on purge night so she can win the election and then, abolish the purge…

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Review of Train to Busan (2016)

By Jlau (377) on 25 Sep 2020

There are zombies on a train, they move pretty fast but not so well in the dark and a fund manager keeps his daughter safe whilst a rail network…

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Review of Nightbreed (1990)

By Jlau (377) on 25 Sep 2020

Guy has dreams of a place full of monsters called Midian, goes there, dies, becomes a monster and then gets Midian destroyed and lots of the…

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Review of Scream (1996)

By Jlau (377) on 25 Sep 2020

Two guys put on ghost masks and stab their friends because they like horror films and something about the girl's mother sleeping around…

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Review of Look Away (2018)

By Jlau (377) on 25 Sep 2020

Meek girl had a dead twin sister hiding in her mirror who starts talking to her and then takes her place to do the things that she can't do…

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Review of Scream 2 (1997)

By Jlau (377) on 25 Sep 2020

Girl from the first one goes to college where two other people put on ghost masks and stab her friends again, one of which is the mother of…

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Review of Piranha 3DD (2012)

By Jlau (377) on 25 Sep 2020

The piranhas get into an adult-theme water park and enjoy a nice meal of the sleazy owner and an unrealistic amount of topless female models…

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Review of A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors (1987)

By Jlau (377) on 25 Sep 2020

Group of kids avoid sleep so Freddy doesn't get them, get put in a psychiatric facility where some of them survive to defeat him together…

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Review of Sweetheart (2019)

By Jlau (377) on 25 Sep 2020

Stranded on an island, a girl drinks cola, fishes and hides at night from a monster that is really good at killing her friends but really bad…

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Review of Prey (2019)

By Jlau (377) on 25 Sep 2020

Spoilt brat gets dumped on a Malay island as part of some self-help rubbish but the girl he meets on the island is actually possessed and starts…

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Review of Mandy (2018)

By Jlau (377) on 25 Sep 2020

Woman laughs at a cult leader's penis so she is murdered before her husband just goes full-on Nicholas Cage and kills everyone, sometimes,…

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Review of The Lazarus Effect (2015)

By Jlau (377) on 25 Sep 2020

Similar plot to Flatliners but this time, when they bring the girl back from the dead, there's something not quite right with her and she starts…

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Review of Slither (2006)

By Jlau (377) on 25 Sep 2020

Alien slugs come to Earth, take over Michael Rooker, take advantage of his marital problems so that they can spread to others through an act…

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Review of The Lodge (2020)

By Jlau (377) on 25 Sep 2020

Terrible father leaves his children alone in some place that resembles the hotel from the Shining with his new girlfriend, who happens to be…

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Review of Polaroid (2019)

By Jlau (377) on 25 Sep 2020

Camera takes pictures but then, the subjects are killed by the original camera owner's dad, who just seems to enjoy killing…

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Review of Jigsaw (2017)

By Jlau (377) on 25 Sep 2020

Another Jigsaw game but this time, out in the countryside, tries to make you think that Jigsaw is a live and running it but it is, actually,…

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